Product For Members
Full Volume Alarm Services™ Logo Hoodie
Why settle for a boring alarm clock when you can have a Sun Conure? Our feathered technicians guarantee reliable wake-up calls at unpredictable hours — usually 3AM, sometimes 6AM, and always when you least expect it.
With a voice that pierces walls, rattles windows, and terrifies delivery drivers, our alarm service is Always On. Always Loud.
Warning: Volume control not included.
More details
- 60% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 40% polyester fleece
- Athletic Heather is 94% cotton, 6% polyester fleece
- Heavyweight fabric: (10 oz.)
- Brushed interior fleece for softness
- Oversized and unisex fit
- Double-layered hood without drawcord
- Single front pocket
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Marden's Ark Avian Refuge
- Email: mardens-ark-avian-refuge-shop@support.fourthwall.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the fire safety requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
Full Volume Alarm Services™ Logo Hoodie Size Guide
| Size label | Chest | Length |
|---|---|---|
|
S
|
34
|
28
|
|
M
|
38
|
28 1/2
|
|
L
|
42
|
29 1/2
|
|
XL
|
46
|
30
|
|
2XL
|
50
|
30 1/2
|
|
3XL
|
54
|
31
|